style invitational week 1326: foaling around — our most popular contest - clear plastic film
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Mind-smart idea: 1322 weeks of problematic invention we ask you to come up with some that are still a little flawed. . .
Michael Jackson embraced the pillow.
"He will come to comfort you. . . ” (
Kevin dupat (Washington)
Swiss Army gardener: a convenient, foldable lot
Tools for combining shovel, rake, hoe, Hacksaw, Pitchfork, trim cut and porthope excavators. (
Jesse Frankovic, the Meggie ledge. )and the ‘hand-
The next 007 film, chase the scene, shot by a driverless taxi. (
Dan helming, TrentonJ. )
Soup of Braille letters(
Jeff Contompasis, Ashburn, Va. )
When you want to eat a potato chip, you can pack the potato chips separately. (
Jeff Shirley, Richmond, Va. )
A security feature on the ATM asking loudly "you entered a 7732 PIN.
Right? ” (
Duncan Stevens, Vienna, Va. )
Ten-year calendar at a glance. (
Mark Calandra, Wickham, quality. )
Company voice mail only works when callers are calm and polite.
"I won't transfer you to one of our colleagues until you apologize for yelling. ” (
Martin Bancroft, Bellevue, wosh. )
A device to relieve joint pain by gently heating your hands with flowing water while you sleep. (
The "I haven't voted yet" tab that helps you vote twice. (
In the event of a power outage, power your breathing oxygen pump by jogging fast on the connected treadmill. (
Noah Meyer (Washington)Spanx burqas.
Moderate. (Kevin Dopart)
Use Q-remove all the wax from your earTip Drill Bit. (
Todd drump, Felix, Va. )A tic-tac-
Toe book for Mensa members. (
Rick Haynes, Boynton Beach, Florida. )
Dorian Green: a magical tree food that maintains a bright, healthy green before the oak and maple leaves fall from the tree. (
John greenris, Burke, Virginia
The frustration of opening the toy is over: forming with built-in plastic packaging
Razor knife that is easier to open. (
John Hutchins, Silver Spring, Maryland)
Fly Byes: men's pants zipper automatically closed after 17-
The second standard urination interval. (
Neil stark man in Seattle)
Automatically share the results to Twitter and Facebook's Dropbox scales. (Duncan Stevens)The two-
Nanny cam, for those nannies who need to know what you're doing! (
Danielle Norin, Virginia at ferfax station)
An invisible fence used to defend against thieves.
Equipped with several shock rings for placing potential home intruders. (
Roy Ashley (Washington)
A dating site where you two can find each other. (
Warren Tanabe, Annapolis, Maryland)Pop-
Sympathy card. (Mark Calandra)
Tooth Fairy savings bond: imagine a smile on the tongue of a happy young tree in the morning! (
Bird ing, latchmont, N. Y. )
Pocket mucus suction cup: This battery-
The electric vacuum draws the nose from the nose through plastic pipes into the container in the pocket. (
Rob Cohen, Potomac, MD)A 36-inch-wide, 12-inch-
Completely eliminate the deep rearview mirror of the blind spot behind the car. (John Hutchins)
Coin dispenser: put in a dollar and it will return 100 p. (
Mark Raffman, Reston, Va. )A salt-and-
Sugar bottle group. (
Eric Nelkin, Silver Spring, Maryland)
Simply put the connected water wheel into the nearby stream to charge the hydro-electric vehicle. (
Saran mouse: trap for wrapping rodents with transparent plastic film. (
Melissa Balmain, Rochester, New YorkY. )
Bumper cars for automatic operation: accident enhancement-
Avoid sensors and software. (Mark Raffman)
Monsanto's new hybrid cars perform better than all competitors, but you have to buy new ones every year. (
Gary Crockett, Chevy Chase, Maryland)
A folded comb
Fork on the handle. —A. Klobuchar (
Robert shecht of dikes Hill, New YorkY. ;
Let's build a platform on the Internet where everyone can post any ideas at any time for everyone to see without editing.
So we can be friends! (
Brunswick Burruss, Brunswick, MD
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